Rainbows, chaos and paper...

Helloo peoples!

So today will be about three things!! Two useless things to know and a funny fact about me!

First of all!! I'm going to explain how rainbows are made!
It's a fairytale that rainbows are formed because of light that kind of splits in the raindrops en forms colours. That is only made up to keep the scientific people happy. Actually the colours of the rainbow are made by unicorns who are puking (There's the word again =O) Unicorns are very colourfull animals, so their puke is colourful too!! And the rain that falls down while the rainbow is "shining" are actuallly the tears of the unicorns, because they're sad because they are ill! At the end of the rainbow the rainbow is a dwarf who catches the puke of the unicorn and turns it into gold! But because the puke is liquid it moves the whole time. That's why you can't find the end of the rainbow (Dwarfs are really fast) 

Now a fun fact about me. I've got a really chaotic head. Chaotic head = messy room. I just can't keep my room clean.. When I'm home I just throw my books on the floor and if I need to make homework I just "fish" them out of the other stuff. Because I've got such a messy mind, I... uhm.. lose quite a lot my stuff.. Well.... I don't always really lose my stuff.. I just play hide and seek with my stuff =) And you know? They are really good at hide and seek!! But it might also be that I'm not a really good at seeking xD. For example:
I was walking at the stairs at school with a friend. Then I suddenly said: WHERE'S MY PHONE! While it was in my hand and I was looking at it.... *facepalm*
Anywayys... quite chaotic in here...

The last useless thing: I made during physics an amazing thing with my wrapping-paper!!!

It's a sworserog!! It has a head of a horse, the body of a swan and the colour of a frog! So it's half horse, half swan and half frog! Now you probably think: But 3 half makes 1 and a half, right? THAT'S RIGHT!! It's  so AMAZING that it isn't just 1 thing but ONE AND A HALF!!!!!

But when I showed it to my friends... One of them (Noa.. Grrr) crushed him  and paralised my sworserog, so I had to kill him during religion... It's a tragedy =( R.I.P. My little buddy.. You were special ='( 

This was it for today!

Read my next blog too!!

Ps Don't hesitate to tell your friends about this blog... You can  make a little girl very happy =']

Anything and Nothing!

Hi de ho! Here is mo!

Nope, actually this is Kelly, (No, this is Patrick) but that doesn't rhyme xD.

As the title says, this message will be about ANYTHING AND NOTHING! 

First of all I'm going to give you a really handy tip!!!

If this was 9gag, I would use the duck for this =)

I guess you all know the feeling when you don't know which fruit you're gonna eat first (When you have for example two apples) So if you don't know which fruit you'll have to eat first. Juggle with them! The fruit that falls down as first will be in your mouth as first!! I'm not really good at juggling so they fall well... immediatly after I throw them, even though I use this method for about a year...  So practice doesn't always make perfect =$ Or how they say in my country: (if you translate practice makes perfect literally)

Exercise gives birth to art. 

Yup, it's really normal if you say it in my language, but if you translate it literally it... it becomes quite weird...

I can never think normal about this proverb...

Now something totally different. I love ice-cream =) No, I REALLY love ice-cream. I thank the guy (or girl) who invented ice-cream. Its taste is sooooooooo yummy. To be honest... I have an extra stomach for ice-cream. When I have dinner I'm tummy is totally full, I still have some place for ice...  My favourite flavours are: Oreo! (It's soooo yummy), yoghurt, vanilla, chocolat, and caramel, strawberry and syrup waffle (I'm not sure if this is the right translation for "stroopwafel" 'cause when I typed it in google translated.. I got stroopwafel... But ... That.. isn't.... right??!) And I like other flavours as well. EXCEPT FOR ICE WITH NUTS! I really HATE ice with nuts.!!!I dested it!! I only like nuts in cookies and chocolat (I also love chocolat =)) But I HATE it in ice. That's my story about ice-cream ^_^

The last thing I wanna tell you are some of my favorite quotes. Here they come!

Some people say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing everyday!

-Winnie the Pooh-

Sometimes me think, What is friend? Then me say friend is someone to share the last cookie with.

-Cookie monster-

Aye, Sir!

-Happy- (Fairy Tail)

To be OLD and WISE, first you must be YOUNG and STUPID

-board in my room-

If you live to be 100, I hope I live to be 100 minus 1 day. So I never have to live without you

-Winnie the Pooh-

If you fall, I'll be there

-floor-

That's all for today!!

Adios!

(If you want to say You're really ugly in Spanish you have to say: Eres muy feo! =P)

The world is going to be taken of over by...

Helloo dear fellows!

I was still thinking about the fungi. About how they would take over the world. But I was stuck with a problem.. The fungi isn't able to move fast, or to communicate. (I think) They aren't able to make things since, they haven't a body (I think) But yesterday, I heard from my mother that she was really itching... The doctor said it was caused by... FUNGI! Then I knew it, the fungi will probably take over the bodies of not only humans, but also from a species that really hates the human race...

So I discussed the world problem with a friend of me... And now I know it..

The world is going to be taken over by..
FUNGI CHICKENS!

Why Fungi chickens? Because of this:
1. We eat them.
2. We eat their unfertilezed kids.
3. We put them in small places to let them poop their eggs (in some cases)
4. They have no freedom of speech
5. They have no influence on the government
6. We don't communicate with them
7. They can't fly like other birds

That's why  the fungi sees them as a good ally. 

So just a tip. Whenever you see fungi on your  food, don't throw it away! But DESTROY IT!
That's enough about the Fungi.

The second thing I want to say is that I've added a new page called: My artworks. I put there pictures of my drawings, my paintings, my art, etc. However, the colours aren't as pretty as they are in real life unfortunatley..

For now  there are two drawings. They are dragons. I think I have a, how do you say that... an. obession for dragons... 

Well, I'm going to quit right now with writing!!
Sleep well! (For, you know, when you are going to sleep...)
Xx CubieKelly!

my imagination is going all weird.

Yo!

Today I wanna tell you my ideas about mythical animals. But don't you worry don't you worry, child. It won't be boring!

First of all I want to tell something about dragons (<3) If you think about it. It's actually a really weird animal. It's a lizard with wings that can attack with his puke. But his puke isn't normal puke! It can be fire, water, air, iron, etc. I wonder if those dragons would have an extra organ to make their puke. Something like a "puke organ." We would call it.. hmm... let's see. The latin word for "puke" (my language kots) is evomere. So let's call it their evomeros. (the os part sound better =)) So with their evomeros they can produces their magic puke! I btw really love the English word "puke" But I'm not sure if it really means the word I want it to mean. (Kinda weird sentence, but let's get over it.)

Anywayys, I also wonder how someone would come with idea to make a dragon. This is how I imagine the invention of the dragon!
A guy was really drunk, so he got a hangover (I got a hangover ohwhooaa) Additionally, he was very very high. So he was puking in a public toilet... Then he saw a lizard and he said to himself. "What if there was an lizard with wings...." He puked again. "And he could attack with his puke..But that puke is really cool puke, like fire.. I think I would call it a d..*puke* blehha don" While the high guy was puking, another guy was in the toilet too! He heard the high guy, an thought... "maybe, it is a really good idea for a story, but how should I call it??" Then the high guy puked again (Omg, how many puke does he have?) The normal guy who was thinking listened to the puking of the high guy and then he heard it. The puking of the high guy sounded a liitle bit like Dragoooonn. Then he knew it! His lizard with wings that can attack by puking is called a dragon! Immediatly he went home and wrote down his story. Now his stories are turned in new stories and everybody knows his mythical animal while somebody else actually came up with it. THE END

Don't you think it's a nice story? I btw just found out that puke is a verb. The word I'm looking for is vomit... but I like puke more, so I give the English language a new noun! The puke. 

Now about a phoenix. Whenever I hear the word phoenix, I think about: THIS BIRD IS ON FIRE! I think that would by a big hit! Even greater than Gangnam Style. So well, that's all about the  phoenix... Kind of a pity, don't you think...

The last mythical animal today: The unicorn! Actually, unicorns without wings DO exist. They are called rhinos. The thing is, is that they aren't as pretty as unicorn. Since unicorns are horses. I know a girl who hates horses. When she sees a horse see wants to kill him.. Kinda scary.. But I wonder what she would do if she saw a unicorn... I guess we'll never know

Anywayys... This blog is getting a bit long so I guess I'll quit for now...

See ya next time! *burns* *rises as dragon* flies away*
Xx CubieKelly!

OMG, there's something life-threatening

Hi hi guys!

Today I was looking in the coldest-fridge, also known as the freezer. I wanted to get some bread. BUT THERE WAS SOME FUNGI ON IT. The weirdest thing is, is that the bread was frozen. Which means that fungi is getting stronger and stronger! The cockroaches won't take over the world, but fungi will! I think they will work together with the bacteria to defeat the animal kingdom. 

I wonder if plants, bacteria, animals, etc. Could think... I wonder what they would think if they could think... 
I think they would think that they had to think about a way to let us stop thinking. But that's what I'm thinking.

Yup, I guess I think a lot. 

I also found out that characters in cartoons for example can resist gravity. Whenever they are running from a cliff, they only fall down if they look down... So if I would be in a cartoon and I would fall down, I would look to the sky, walk backwards and continue my road.  Much easier than falling =)

This is it for today. Don't have a lot imagination for now. 

Bye bye!! *flies away*

I have no idea what I'm doing

I'm CubieKelly!!
And I've no idea what I'm doing! Yeaah!
Anywayys, I'm just going to type some stuff about my special life.
I'm a girl (very useful information)

I like drawing stuf:
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It's a unicorn =)
My favorite animals are unicorns and dragons!
I wonder what would happen if they would fight together.. This is how I imagine the fight of the unicorns and the dragons!
They unicorns would use their horns to fight and the dragons their puke (don't know how to call that stuff so let's call it their puke =)) Then we humans, would hear a giant boom and then the universe dissapeared in a black hole.
I btw have to say that I'm not English... So sorry for the bad English if there is some bad English. I try my hardest =3
I also like smileys. Can't live my life without smileys =). They make your life happy. Did you know that happy a contraction (I know some very difficult words, in my language you would call them "expensive" words) but it's a contraction of happen and pee. Happy is actually that it happens that you pee in your pants. Because you are laughing so freakish much, it happens to pee. Yup, that's my logic.

Well guess you know some stuff 'bout me. See ya next time!
CubieKelly =)